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Just finished. Can I just say: What. The. Fuck. Holy fuck.

I'm on page 50 of 419 of Gone Girl: Okay now I am half way through the book. The writing fell off a cliff and the pace is stagnant. It better get better and fast. And if it turns out this woman is still alive and this is also some decent into madness and perhaps some of the characters are not real characters but figments of Nick's mind, I'm going to say it's the worst book ever. If you're going to be clever - than

Okay now I am half way through the book. The writing fell off a cliff and the pace is stagnant. It better get better and fast. And if it turns out this woman is still alive and this is also some decent into madness and perhaps some of the characters are not real characters but figments of Nick's mind, I'm going to say that it's the worst book ever. If your going to be clever - than be fucking clever!

Hot damn! This is a well written book. Forgot these existed!

I like to write scathing reviews when a book warrants it, but this book is just to boring to inspire my ire.

Lurch growl.

I honestly don't know whether to give this book no stars or five stars.