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I audibly just said “you dumb f*cking b*tch” at this FMC. I’m having a great time.

The whole scene pandering specifically to the people who read romance books is something I didn’t think was possible and also insane

This is becoming a summer comfort read I think

All the toxicity in this book and the person who wants to make me bang my head against the wall the most is the nanny

We are so back

Ayo! Metropolitan-Lorimer G train mention!

Well this took a horror movie turn

I have bought so many new books this last month yet here I am rereading this one 🥲

If Kelsie’s existed in 2008 in America he would have worn a fedora, but I’ll let it slide

Ridoc, the bi king we need

“‘I think you’re a fairy tale. I think you’re magical, and brave, and exquisite. And…’ His voice grew bashful. Only in a dream could he be so bold and speak such words. ‘I hope you’ll let me be in your story.’”

HUH?? If someone said this to me I’m folding IMMEDIATELY

This pained my to put away in my bag when I got to work this morning

whAT?! WHAT?!

This plot is making no sense

Not me trying not to cry in Cava over my lunch break

If someone looked at me and said “You’re a delight to behold,” I would crumble like a house of cards, too.