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Cam!!!

eyebrow licking… hot ig

also i’m obsessed with cam. i’m his number one fan. hooting and hollering every time he’s mentioned.

oh no this book is going exactly where i was afraid of. it’s giving me the dread 🫣

i have no idea what’s going on. all i know is that hastings is always so horny

reading action sequences like 🥱🫩

this book swings between really interesting and really boring at quite an impressive pace

ig in 1930 you could just go in any person’s house and it was cool. Nancy’s had a meal with like 3 strangers in the span of 5 chapters.

“Hush,” Cassandra begged, “before I change my mind.”
“You can’t,” The very idea was like an ice pick to the heart. “That is, don’t. Please. Because I . . .” Her blue eyes, as dark as a cloudless midnight, seemed to stare right inside him, gently and inexorably prying out the truth. “. . . need you,”

WALK HIM LIKE A DOG CASSANDRA !! y’all this is so good.

“I’m illegitimate,” the boy protested.
“What has that to do with it?”
“Means I can’t write no notice.”
“The word is ‘illiterate,’” Tom said. “In which case, Bazzle, it appears you’ll be working for me indefinitely.”
Tom and Bazzle are my favorite sitcom.

i love Selene and Eve already ♥️♥️also no one shade me for starting early. i know I’m not gonna be able to read very much during the week. have mercy on me 🙏🏼

that’s exactly what an android would say. i’m onto you!! 👀

i’m currently dying laughing at ‘psoriasis of the liver’ how did the editor not catch this one !!!

this is horribly boring

i need a sci fi novel injected into my veins IMMEDIATELY

girl take a bath!!!

And then someone knocked at the door!! Oh the horror!! not the door!

When we were in high school asking the religion teacher “how far is too far” no one ever mentioned gland biting, so bite on i say!! bite on celibacy boy!!

Ada : “what is it about that widow?? she’s so mysteriously HOT, and it REALLY bothers me"

'would you still love me if i was a worm' trend, but it’s goo instead of worm

someone needs to tell Riley Sager that you can build atmosphere without prattling on about nothing for 15 pages…😀

“I hope you won’t waste more of my time.”
“You can’t do this.”
“No? Why not?”

Maya is on her brat summer vacation!!!

im ready for this to end

geez this book does not do subtle.

Ro cracks me up. Eye-rolling at the theater undergrads, but then saying the most pretentious shit known to man.

ok i feel like we are getting somewhere, finally!!

“She looks like a hot young professor on the first day of class.”
i love this for Immy 😭 sry for neglecting my buddy reads but this one has me firmly in its gripssss.

every type of grief is valid: some of us cry, some of us don’t, and some of us kiss a rando in the back of the Walgreens maybe? not sure i’m great at understanding poetry

OMG run awayyyy Poppy plzzzz

chapter 20 stupid contrived drama boooooo