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“I’m a really hypocritical socialist…I like money way too much”

I was promised this book was SOOO SCARY oOoOo but I was like… a male author…and it’s a HIGH SCHOOL basketball team … can he connect??? 7-8% into book: character: did ‘main character’ mstrbate to her game winner?Me: uhhhhhh okay sure sure. Sexual discovery let’s see what we got
Book: **moves on without addressing any aspect of discovery… Me: oh uh… then …. Why did we talk about a 17 yo mstrbtng….

This is gonna be a challenge. I’m only 33 pages in and I have probably 4 phone screens of thoughts.

Hahahah “I want to quit my job” **gets prescribed cat** **days later **
“I GOT FIRED FROM MY JOB BECAUSE OF THIS CAT” dr-“oh so it’s working”

I’ve missed you Bartholomew!!! ❤️ ❤️

Immediate concerns. Drop the kids in the woods unsupervised for a week

OOOOOOOOO a “characters previously seen” yasss queen!! Normalize giving us recaps on sequels!!!!