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this book alternates between making me feel sick to my stomach and making me feel like laughing

I read a review that said this book was real derivative. I thought: this sign cant scare me because i cant read. Now I think derivative is an understatement. Forget Dune or The Name Of The Wind, myself having read both and the latter being steadfastly one of my favourite pieces of fiction, the inspirations are obvious there. But the man bloody reworded a Pratchett quote on the 80th page!! The pure fucking gall...

extremely tickled whenever a character says "the devil only knows what/who/where xyz". like Yes. the devil does. because the devil himself is causing your problem

cat paying the fare on the luas what a mental image

i am not sure why people say this book is confusing

oh my fucking god

" We’re not,” she said. “Flirting. We’re discussing strategies—” < You have been flirting with her since the morning you met,>" THATS WHAT IVE BEEN SAYINNNN

gay gay homosexual gay

this is actually pretty excellent so far goddamn

YESS KEFFRIA SNAP OUT OF IT GET YOUR HUSBAND KILLED or at least divorced, cmon now

the choice to have the biggest asshole in the book be named Kyle is fucking inspired. also that fool decided to deal in slave trade right after the chapter with the pirates agreeing to go catch slave ships? brilliant i hope they kill him

whoever formatted the epub version im reading deserves to be shot out of a cannon

the dominoes are lined up so neatly, hows this gonna go bad i cant wait to see

"fellas is it gay to see a woman shoot a criminal and immediately check my pulse"

lesbian dont fall in love on sight challenge: impossible

called it

that was fast

i like Constance

"The camera turns into a social projector rather than a recorder. It shows a superposition of what it thinks you might want to look like plus what others think you should buy or be."

oh, she's mentioned video games already

this reads like the odyssey