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Elizabeth is starting Happy Place

Me when a romance book is built on miscommunication trope: >:(
Me when an Emily Henry book is built on miscommunication: (♡‿♡)

— Sep 19, 2025 07:05AM Add a comment

Elizabeth is starting The Folklore of Forever (Moonville, #2)

— Jun 20, 2025 07:57AM Add a comment

Elizabeth is starting First-Time Caller (Heartstrings, #1)

This book has made me cry at work TOO MANY TIMES.
I love it

— Nov 23, 2024 07:46AM Add a comment

Elizabeth is on page 23 of 320 of I'm with the Band: Confessions of a Groupie

"Mick Jagger personified a penis"
perfect. No notes.

— Sep 04, 2024 12:53PM Add a comment

I'm with the Band: Confessions of a Groupie

Elizabeth is starting Mixed Signals (Lovelight, #3)

“I think everyone hates Jimmy Buffett a little bit”

UMM. Good luck winning me back after that Borison

— Aug 03, 2024 09:43AM Add a comment

Elizabeth is 70% done with Why Are People Into That?: A Cultural Investigation of Kink

Last thing I expected from this book was an explanation of the baked bean scene from Tommy, but let me tell you that’s a decade of confusion solved so THANK YOU TINA.

— Jul 31, 2024 01:35PM Add a comment

Why Are People Into That?: A Cultural Investigation of Kink

Elizabeth is starting Tits Up: What Sex Workers, Milk Bankers, Plastic Surgeons, Bra Designers, and Witches Tell Us about Breasts

Hmm... Getting pretty TERF-y so I think I'm gonna walk away from this one.

— Jun 25, 2024 03:36PM Add a comment

Elizabeth is finished with Tits Up: What Sex Workers, Milk Bankers, Plastic Surgeons, Bra Designers, and Witches Tell Us about Breasts

Hmmm, getting pretty TERF-y so I'm gonna put this down...

— Jun 25, 2024 03:36PM Add a comment

Elizabeth is on page 288 of 454 of The Disappearance of Astrid Bricard

I recognize this might not be a problem for most readers, but WHY would you name a character Jake Black? My brain automatically pictures Jack Black and is disappointed when the character is not in fact him.

— Feb 07, 2024 01:21PM Add a comment

Elizabeth is starting Wolf Gone Wild (Stay a Spell, #1)

Oh no, not her referring to her vagina as her... "little lady".
Hated that.

— Nov 15, 2023 10:41AM Add a comment

Elizabeth is starting Done and Dusted (Rebel Blue Ranch, #1)

If I had a dollar for every time Luke has said 'best friends little sister' or 'sugar' I would have a million god damn dollars.

— Oct 30, 2023 07:49AM Add a comment

Elizabeth is starting The Pornography Wars: The Past, Present, and Future of America's Obscene Obsession

Damn, never would’ve guessed this would end with a spoiler for The Good Place! Honestly tho, that’s what I get for procrastinating watching the last season for this long

— Oct 26, 2023 01:01PM Add a comment

The Pornography Wars: The Past, Present, and Future of America's Obscene Obsession

Elizabeth is 14% done with Twisted Love (Twisted, #1)

Eww? This guy sucks?

— Oct 03, 2023 12:00PM Add a comment

Elizabeth is starting Cruel Seduction (Dark Olympus, #5)

— Jul 31, 2023 05:43AM Add a comment

Elizabeth is 30% done with The Only One Left

*Semi-Spoiler*

So she finds here dad boinking the maid and her first thought is "wonder if anyone will ever want to bend me over a pool table"
umm... what?
Men sure do make choices while writing female characters.

— Jul 19, 2023 07:45AM Add a comment

Elizabeth is 82% done with That Time I Got Drunk and Yeeted a Love Potion at a Werewolf (Mead Mishaps, #2)

"I don't know if my tits were built for murder. I'm not even sure they we're built with my back in mind"
The way I felt that in my soul, and my back. My poor, poor back.

— Jun 05, 2023 10:54AM Add a comment

That Time I Got Drunk and Yeeted a Love Potion at a Werewolf (Mead Mishaps, #2)

Elizabeth is starting Fake Dates and Mooncakes

"We're going to watch the new rom-com that's streaming"

This sentence pulled me out of a deep focus on work. Who tf talks like that?!

— May 25, 2023 08:12AM Add a comment

Elizabeth is 55% done with Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone (Ernest Cunningham, #1)

*Vomiting Emoji*

— Apr 13, 2023 07:34PM Add a comment

Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone (Ernest Cunningham, #1)

Elizabeth is starting Public Relations

— Sep 15, 2022 05:51AM Add a comment

Elizabeth is starting Juniper & Thorn

Please what the heck are "Well mannered breasts"?

Courteous Cleavage? Benevolent Breasts? Mannerly Melons? Dare I go on?

— Jul 21, 2022 11:21AM Add a comment

Elizabeth is 9% done with How to Love Your Neighbor (Jansen Brothers, #2)

She has mentally called him, 'Hotty McMoney Pants' & 'Captain Grumpy' in the same paragraph. Lord help me, I already have a headache from eye rolling.

— Jul 19, 2022 07:28AM Add a comment