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my grandkids are gonna be so confused when I’m in the nursing home yapping about the faction wars like I was enlisted

Slower than the previous five for surrrre but I feel like there will be a good payoff

This book started off slower than any of the others — but wow. Chapter 16 was a banger. I gasped. I laughed. I gasped again. I did NOT expect so much of that. Okay… now we’re cooking with gas.

I’ve almost DNFd this so many times but then a sly little tendril of intrigue emerges

Surely no one will be murdered at the impending Murder-Everyone-Party

Surely they just CALL it that

(“Butchers Masquerade” goes so hard though, can’t wait for said masquerade)

Carl is a menace, Donut is a legend, and I don’t want this book to enddddd

I just finished Part I, and I’m hoping Part II picks up. Everything, absurd or not, is told in the same, even-tempered tone. The pace feels the same throughout no matter what’s happening.

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