CJ Opal (The United States)'s Recent Status Updates Showing 1-30 of 72

CJ Opal is 2% done with Wuthering Heights

This is one of Eli's favorite books and he's making me watch every film version he can find to prepare me for the Emerald Fennel version coming out in February. Neither one of us has high hopes for it and I want to prepare myself as a hater.

— Dec 21, 2025 03:41PM Add a comment

CJ Opal is 80% done with Atmosphere

"Joan was safe with her. Joan was okay." I'm crying at work 😭

— Dec 12, 2025 11:04AM Add a comment

CJ Opal is 65% done with Hologram Boyfriends: Sex, Love, and Overconnection

Dying over "chat bottom" and "listening top" 💀

— Nov 29, 2025 10:14AM Add a comment

Hologram Boyfriends: Sex, Love, and Overconnection

CJ Opal is 76% done with Happy People Don't Live Here

"To be normal you had to understand how to be a person, and that was something Alice had never learned. She sometimes thought she'd make a better end table."

— Nov 22, 2025 11:23AM Add a comment

CJ Opal is 17% done with Hell's Heart

I'm imagining everyone in this book as one of the characters from Disney's Treasure Planet

— Nov 13, 2025 08:52AM Add a comment

CJ Opal is 54% done with We Could Be Rats

Hello, Fight Club!

— Nov 06, 2025 04:13PM Add a comment

CJ Opal is 23% done with We Could Be Rats

I'm being personally attacked

— Nov 06, 2025 06:44AM Add a comment

CJ Opal is 3% done with We Could Be Rats

This is one weird twist away from being a Maria Bamford set

— Nov 05, 2025 10:18AM Add a comment

CJ Opal is 16% done with No Rest for the Wicked

I solved it.

— Oct 17, 2025 06:41AM Add a comment

CJ Opal is 35% done with Tantrum

"Why don't you just let her be the coyote?" I'm crying

— Sep 11, 2025 08:21AM Add a comment

CJ Opal is 30% done with Tantrum

This is so triggering, lmao

— Sep 10, 2025 09:21AM Add a comment

CJ Opal is 67% done with Girl Dinner

I can see this getting very Buffalo Hunter Hunter and now I'm afraid it won't reach the heights I imagine for it.

— Sep 07, 2025 05:56AM Add a comment

CJ Opal is starting Spread Me

Parasites and a nonbinary baby slut? Am I in college again?

— Sep 04, 2025 07:54AM Add a comment

CJ Opal is 53% done with Make Sure You Die Screaming

I'm in this photo and I don't like it

— Aug 27, 2025 09:28AM Add a comment

CJ Opal is on page 89 of 368 of Girl Dinner

How have I slept in Olivie Blake for so long? I'm frothing at the mouth.

— Aug 22, 2025 04:57AM Add a comment

CJ Opal is 33% done with The Secret History of Bigfoot: Field Notes on a North American Monster

"Except that it might as well have been Arby's for all the weirdos sidling up to me attempting to make conversation. Dudes, let it be said that the joys of human fellowship can seriously harsh my mellow." John gets it.

— Aug 13, 2025 03:09PM Add a comment

The Secret History of Bigfoot: Field Notes on a North American Monster

CJ Opal is on page 274 of 336 of Brigands & Breadknives (Legends & Lattes, #2)

I'm telling my therapist about this one

— Jul 20, 2025 07:53PM Add a comment

Brigands & Breadknives (Legends & Lattes, #2)

CJ Opal is 74% done with The Vampire Lestat (The Vampire Chronicles, #2)

Maybe next time! I'm really excited for my life to be full of road trips and Anne Rice audiobooks. Eventually we'll get through the whole Vampire Chronicles 🥰

— Jul 20, 2025 05:51PM Add a comment

CJ Opal is 45% done with The Vampire Lestat (The Vampire Chronicles, #2)

Road trip read, three years in the making! I don't think we're gonna finish it this time either!

— Jul 19, 2025 09:24AM Add a comment

CJ Opal is 23% done with Brigands & Breadknives (Legends & Lattes, #2)

Just realized that I'm into this elven oathmaiden because she has the same vibe as my husband 💀

— Jul 04, 2025 07:19PM Add a comment

CJ Opal is 17% done with Brigands & Breadknives (Legends & Lattes, #2)

Travis Baldree, I see where you're going with this and I can already tell I Really Needed to Hear It. Thank you ❤️

— Jul 03, 2025 11:42AM Add a comment

CJ Opal is 25% done with Great Big Beautiful Life

Babygirl, no. Read the room. 😬

— Jun 20, 2025 04:09PM Add a comment

CJ Opal is 79% done with The Knight and the Moth (The Stonewater Kingdom, #1)

I love that we're making a show of him asking for consent, but the one time she says "absolutely don't do this" he doesn't listen, and I'm supposed to forget about it because it was a tee-hee?

— Jun 18, 2025 05:34PM Add a comment