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i can tell im truly growing older bc whenever a protag is noted to be like 24 i just have to let out a long deep sigh. i need more miserable bastards in their 30s

TAKES A DEEEEEEEP BREATH...

omg :')

i can see the threads of how this might go and i am in agony (positive)

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

the gasp i gusped getting approved for an arc of this oh my GOD. i am going to be unbearable

giggles and twirls my hair at lady holmes tbh

ok ok i am LOCKED in

there is nothing more appealing to me than a romance that is also chock full of blood :)

It's like Laura Piper Lee looked into my brain and wrote a book specifically For Me. This is so damn funny

and if i said i was lowk bored

i need this dude's dad so bad. whys he look like that

You know it's going to ruin you when you're Feeling Things 10% of the way through

case 5 had my jaw on the floor. nsfw warning?? man falsely convinced he had ulcers on his kidneys/bladder so the doctor stuck a tube up his urethra, sucked out mucus, and told him the mucus was pus (a lie) to convince him they had extracted the disease from him

step two is to have your doctor pretend to remove a living frog from your mouth!