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I've been saving this for October since I discovered it earlier this year

DMF this time, but only because it's a bad month for me for that sort of subject

Director Bairstow: "Dr Maxwell, why are you wearing a red snake in my office?"
Max: "Sorry, sir, whose office should I be wearing it in?"

"Half of me looked forward to seeing what she had done, half of me didn't want to go out and mix with people just yet, and half of me, presumably the half that can't add up, didn't want to see her"

Palate cleanser after rage reviewing Gone Girl

How do none of the reviews mention the 378318744 times the fireplace is mentioned and the narrator pronounced it "her-th?" We're not even going to talk about wrought.