Julia Welsh > Recent Status Updates

Gee, I wonder if that missing piece is going to be relevant later. SHE’S SO DUMB and it’s driving me insane

I. Told. You. So.

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

No! Why are you going alone? You’re an idiot! Wake up Sally or ask Rose or just don’t go or do literally anything else

Sally’s response about the sharks surprised a laugh out of me, the kind where you choke because you can’t breathe 😆

I know she’s not Rebecca, so what book is the reminding me of?

Well the decision with her necklace seems like a horrible idea and there’s no way THAT’S going to come back and bite her in the ass . . .

Actively cheering for Moira at this point

Ngl I think the story would be way better from Shalini’s point of view

It’s good, I’m just not in the mood for it

So what, she magically screamed all her powers away and blood loss means she’s normal again?

First, it was Finn‘s fault, now it’s Aileen‘s. Is Greer going to take responsibility for anything?

How many concussions is this girl going to get?

Why does she keep creating things out of gossamer instead of literally saving her strength and using, like, real clothing, for example?!?!

It’s driving me nuts.

HOW IS THIS BOOK ALREADY MAKING ME CRY BY THE TIME I FINISHED THE DEDICATION? The story literally starts on page 10 (cover page, copywriter page, etc, are pages 1-9 in my Libby version)

Do not DARE try to say that obese people cannot healthily lose weight

I’m so in love with Ralph and terrified because why else would he become an emotional support unless something bad was about to happen?!

Chapter 11 resonated through my bones until I shook

The description that implies the book title is beautiful, and it gave me chills when I made the connection.

Missed by editor: incorrect homophone. “He pounds his fist against the steering wheel, wails on the vinyl surface like it holds a treasure locked inside” “Wails” should be “whales” in this context

The phrase for this book is “head crackin’ mamma jamma”

At 70% of the way through, this phrase has been repeated 21 times.

According to the handy dandy search feature in Libby, it’s going to occur TWELVE MORE TIMES by the end.

33 times.

I’m hate-reading at this point. I don’t think I’ve ever done that before.

Now in completely different conversation with a different guy, she tells him “Do not refer to women as ‘it’”??? Where was this 10 pages ago?!

I’m livid. The sex scene was hot but what he said afterwards? What this reveals about what he’s apparently thought about everyone else he’s ever slept with is disgusting.

So, so gross. And the fact that she’s some badass but doesn’t even blink - in fact, appears to feel complimented - is just sad.

“No one drives [my Camaro] but me” she says … “Please don’t argue, Jules. Just get in the car” he says.

And she does?! This is BULLSHIT. Her car is her baby, she’s known him for 2 days, and HE JUST GOT SHOT. He shouldn’t be driving. Idiot.

Note to self: count how many times she refers to herself as saying something in an “uppity” manner.

The language is halting, and the timeline jumps back and forth in an attempt to distract from the plot holes. Too much show, not enough tell.

I get this book may not been written for me as a reader, but ... Kastor’s mother is named Hypermenestra?

Super stilted prose. There are flashes of personality in the main character, but it reads like a parody of autism…

I’m having a hard time with the language. If it was just told from the first person point of view, with interjections by the interviewer, I think it would be different. But I’m having a hard time believing that this person would use this verbiage while telling a story.