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the tv show deprived me of my regularly scheduled dose of hollanov so i am reading this to keep me from going actually batshit fucking insane and not sobbing about how much i miss them

“who did this to you?” I’M BARKING AT THE WALLS I’M GONNA THROW UP (i tripped and nearly fell flat on my face)

BIG DAY FOR ANNOYING PEOPLE (ME)

crusader kings 2 main theme plays in the background

i was not expecting the first quarter of this book to be rupert brooke's mommy issues, peter pan complex, and his trainwreck of a love life but i was so hooked i'm actually disappointed we've finally gotten to august 1914

“will we ever have the type of pandemic that rapidly kills a large amount of the population? sounds like science fiction, doesn’t it?”

laughs in 2023

cannot believe i just randomly picked up a book about a cantonese albertan. also calgary DOES have better dim sum

YOU CAN’T START A SUCCESSFUL BUSINESS OFF OF VIBES

girl you say you have a masters in business but you don’t seem to know what a business plan and swot analysis is

i listen to medical history and true crime podcasts on a regular basis but the amount of horrified faces i pulled while listening to this …

this book is giving me bridgerton vibes 🤭

let the matthew fairchild breakdown hours commence

HEY GOODREADS FRIENDS what's an easy book to read like the easiest most captivating book you've ever read??? i am so braindead these days but also 4 books behind my reading challenge 3

i am once again reading the lightning thief

“I hate you,” I breathe into his mouth. “I hate you so much that sometimes I can’t think of anything else.”

wait cardan actually has a tail?? i thought you guys were just joking 😭

picked this up because i wanted to start backpacking, and let me tell you i am absolutely dying writing this while walking on my treadmill in air conditioning and it's only been half an hour. i will not be hiking the pacific crest trail anytime soon cheryl <3

just got manipulated into reading about my notp lads 🤡🤡🤡

i am once again rereading my favourite series

just sobbed so hard reading this that my mom knocked on the door to ask me if i was okay

herongraystairs is BREAKING MY HEART

reading this book in 2020 hurts ... a decent president ... charming and socially aware millennial children of heads of state ... no global pandemic ... 😔

the second french based fantasy in a month is a go! let’s hope this is better than the last one

the most unfortunate thing is now that i know the author is a reylo i keep picturing malachiasz as kyle 🤢

do NOT judge my taste in books by what im currently reading

i am INTO THIS. the chaotic energy of flora oh my goodness

i have a big midterm in 2 days and yet im sitting here having a Complete Breakdown at the fact we'll get to see kaz brekker, dirtyhands, bastard of the barrel and the deadliest boy in ketterdam in flesh and blood next year