Claudia > Recent Status Updates

I’m actually, genuinely GOBSMACKED that Jay ghosted Deliah forever…what a weird psycho!!!

WHAT IS GOING ON???

Blair had better be f*cking DEAD - and I am so, so happy she suffered.

I thought this was a slow starter but I’m officially officially officially hooked

Oh no. Oh no oh no oh no oh no

Universe this is so mf CUTE!!! 🥰

I love this already

I honestly hate this “good little slut” shit. Why couldn’t Christian act how he feels, absolutely enamoured by Stella. He’s out of control too!

I genuinely feel uncomfortable reading the chapter with Jules and Josh. He is just absolutely gross.

What the fuck is wrong with Josh

Lmaooo man’s a doctor telling our FMC Jules he can take a man’s life if she gets with someone other than him. Ok.

I can see why people have disliked this. It’s quite amateurishly written…the dialogue and descriptors of body language is veey exaggerated. I also wish Evie wasn’t quite so infatuated with The Villain. Alas, we continue.

“You’re hardly the kind of woman I would take to my bed”, CACKLINGGGGG

Holy mother of the Universe, I kind of wish I’d have skipped the chapter on Consciousness…that was very long, heavy and a little boring (for me). This book is interesting but that chapter…phew

This is so interesting but admittedly it does take me ages to read non-fiction 😴

Hmm…nah f*ck Easton, Mal may have been pulling away subconsciously but she was still messaging her friend and Easton was ignoring the messages and memes.

Yep, Oz is still MY FAVOURITE character. I’m a cheerleader screaming him on while he tears Mal a new one for acting like such a lil baby. Go Oz, Go!

Insert Chandler Bing’s “I KNEW IT!”
At least I think he says that in Friends? Anyway I KNEWWW KOCH CHEATED!

((Spoiler)) I think it makes sense now why Mal is so sex-positive, since Nolan is a virgin. I don’t mind the role reversal, actually it’s sexy, but I can’t relate at all to Mal’s repeated casual-sex thing since I’ve never done it. Plus she’s only 18, it seems so young. For either gender, btw.

“I am a motherfucking delight, Greenleaf. And for the record, you and I are equally hot” hahahaha Oz is officially my favourite character at this point.
It’s been a slow start ngl.

“I’m going to harness the flames in her eyes to burn our platonic friendship to the ground” … what a line 🔥

Still cute, but I’m having to suspend A LOT of disbelief at Bree going out with all the football guys, and them all “replying in unison” to Nathan…also she’s painting their toenails while almost blackout drunk. Oooo-kay?

Ok WAIT…I LOVE THIS

I dno what it is about Julia, but she’s so annoying.

Wahhhhh I love Miles soo much and I HATE Petra and Peter

Why do I always get so emotional whenever the MMC will drop anything for his love, it literally wrecks me

He’s an intelligent nerdy type, he cooks and he’s so good with his tiny little sister…be still my beating HEART— squeeee :3

I am RUINED 😭

Hmm, fine. Darrow is actually managing to redeem himself A BIT. Also I love Aedion with ALL OF MY HEART and he is so so so so so so cute with Evangeline.