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surely those curtains aren't the only thing he knows how to throw open...

She’s making everyone fall in love with her and she doesn’t even realize it

I love Emma and her gaggle of men

oh god

didn’t realize this was horror !

This woman is already raising my blood pressure lol

well this isn’t fun

Oh I am so excited about this

“He could not define it; he had no words for it; he did not even want to understand it. He would almost rather still be a prisoner inside Lumanen Convent than to feel this crushing weight upon his chest and not have the first idea how to dislodge it.”
That’s love, boy!!!! 🥲

“Fifteen men, maybe. I can hear them arguing—and boasting—‘Send the mystic out, I’ll see if she frightens me!’ Things like that.”
Tayse edged past her. “I’ll go first.”
She strode ahead of him. The fire in her blood, which had calmed to a charcoal sludge in the last twenty minutes or so, had sparked again to a yellow-gold heat. “Oh no,” she said, yanking the door open, “let me.”
🔥🔥

Ohhhhh don’t do this to me again Emma!

Everything huuuuuuurts

I am going to throw up. IN A BAD WAY.

The way I audibly GASPED

"The actors melted for each other, as if that kiss were both destroying them and giving them life."
Hey so this is DEVASTATING

uh ohhhh.....

This is delightful and so cleverly done

Let's see if this sticks 👀

Deep breaths, Lauren. Deep breaths !!

oh my god

“I cursed myself for not putting on makeup before leaving my apartment, though I wasn’t sure any amount of foundation could adequately cover for urinating on your ex’s doorstep.”
I can’t help it I love her crazy ass

“He did remember someone taking a photograph of him in the coffee shop one day. It had made him uncomfortable, and he did not fully understand what the purpose was.”

if there was a coffee shop taking sneaky photos of people so they could paint their picture and hang it on their wall without telling anyone i would speak with a detective

😑😑😑

“You made it seem as if I have much more influence over you than I do.”
“I believe I’m the ultimate authority on the amount of influence you have over me.”
HOW MUCH MORE can I take?? 🫠