Oliver James > Recent Status Updates

Pretty slay y’all

(Also I’m more active on Fable these days cus Goodreads is a bit of a hell hole —
https://fable.co/oliver-469912310826?... is me)

Fuck this fucking book if I don’t give this a 5/5 (or HIGHER) assume something is wrong with ME

This shit high key slaps

Throwin’ a little tantie

“There are so many predators out there.” (260)

My boyfriend replied to this by saying: So many predators falling over each other to protect Blake from the other predators!

“Santa?” (127)

“Desire pools in my balls” (115)

Pardon?

The quote I want to put here is not acceptable to share with the public, I am afraid.

“None of that made us grown, did it? It made us kids that did awful things.” (304)

“All of this would be infinitely easier if I wasn’t a horny virgin!” (70)

I have no words.

“What if I end up being his prisoner for years, locked up in this terrible basement of always-Christmas” (45)

This is absolutely batshit crazy

This is batshit

Yes yes double yes *scoffs* exactly

Merry Christmas everyone

“Show me a list of presidents and kings, show me a list of senators and lawmakers and Carnegies, and I will show you a list of who did this.” (227)

AJW is SO good at delivering on a red flag.

“I figured it would be easier to convince him in animal form, so I shifted into a large rabbit.” (132)

This is a bad book

“The fact that you’re poor and scared and covered in blood is politics, and don’t let no one convince you otherwise.” (227)

“No metaphors, no talking, a mousetrap slamming shut—snap.” (214)

“WE’RE DIRTY FUCKING COMMUNISTS.” (159)