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You know, I hate it when my wife, who’ve I’ve explained is my soulmate, dies in childbirth, and instead of trying to find a way to save the baby, I just leave the baby on the grave of my recently deceased wife and wander the forest for a while with my children until we get too tired and I end up having sex with some random woman in the woods and then asking her to marry me. All within hours of my wife dying.