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no no no you don't understand demon (?) darlington is so sexy i need him in my living room glowing in the dark and with horns immediately

gnawing at the walls of my enclosure over this shit my god

a ren faire with two sexy women with unbelievable chemistry........ pls get me in a room with those two. i will crawl there if i have to.

wow.... siri play nettles by ethel cain please..

"one day the king will know him for what he is and the threat of it is terrifying and..... exhilarating 😏" OHHHHHH HE'S AN UNDERCOVER FREAK

sexy and mysterious pirate....... pathetic and sassy lieutenant........ hmmmm i've always wanted to go to paris!

i know we're supposed to be holding out for the super sexy and mysterious pirate love interest but.... you guys... this pathetic and sassy lieutenant is kindaaaa more interesting

wow this book really took the phrase "never let them know your next move" soooooo serious 🫪

ohhhhh he has an entire folder of articles dedicated to "how to deal with breakups" wow i think i'm in love (a little scared but in love)

hmm. sexy mechanic with huge muscles.... hmmmmmm. socially awkward ceo.... #lockedin #letsgolesbians

only one bed you say.......? hmmmmm. verrrrry interesting!

RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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here i go..... smoking another stress cigarette.. (aka rereading the moddiv duology)

i reread this book so often it's like when people go outside for a stress relieving cigarette

i'm afraid to put my kindle down and stop reading this damn book it's just too fucking good

"oh my god. i just got an email alert marked urgent." ms. walsh said, then squinted at her computer screen and pretended she was reading a bomb threat. "it says... you will all die virgins."
OH I'VE NEVER LAUGHED MORE IN MY LIFE

ok i'm... giggling. blushing. twirling my hair.

"a t-shirt that says cleavage is cleavage across a bi pride flag" oh i could cry THAT'S beautiful!

i keep looking at the cover to remind myself how sexy this man looks as motivation to continue reading through whatever tf is happening

noooooo please don't k*ll yourself! i want to know you! but you're also so sexy!