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Piper Simington is 86% done with Woodworking
“Do you honestly think—honestly!—a genuine sexual predator is going to go to the lengths involved in creating a believable trans identity because the symbol on a bathroom door contains some kind of ancient, mystical power? Again: Shut up, shut up, shut up.”


THIS
Sep 11, 2026 04:32PM Add a comment
Woodworking

Piper Simington
Piper Simington is on page 155 of 294 of Oh Crap! Potty Training: Everything Modern Parents Need to Know to Do It Once and Do It Right
“…expecting anything logical at all from your toddler would be your first mistake.” 👏
Aug 30, 2026 07:00PM Add a comment
Oh Crap! Potty Training: Everything Modern Parents Need to Know to Do It Once and Do It Right

Piper Simington
Piper Simington is 61% done with The Pillars of the Earth (Kingsbridge, #1)
Someone needs to KILL WILLIAM ASAP
Aug 18, 2026 07:41PM Add a comment
The Pillars of the Earth (Kingsbridge, #1)

Piper Simington
Piper Simington is 66% done with Good Inside: A Guide to Becoming the Parent You Want to Be
Might have to get the hard copy of this book to keep. For real.
Jul 29, 2026 11:37AM Add a comment
Good Inside: A Guide to Becoming the Parent You Want to Be

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