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Hest took one look at Sedric and said "I diagnose you with Bottom" like DAMM

Not the freudian slip I'm sobbing ;-;

"You have a mistress"
"I've never shown interest in any woman"

...I think you forgot to include a word there, gay boy

So happy I picked this book up for the plane :)

GIDEON REFERENCE YAYAYAYAYA <3

Going to reread this whole book with a notebook out

Eddard Stark (derogatory)

Yeah! Get his ass! Fuck him upppp!!!!

Another victory for [unnamed dog 6]

Convinced by Dominik to read this, apparently it's good or something?

Why is the yuri always doomed :(

Umm...., please? Sorry, I meant please? Sorry, I mean, please?

No, you got me fair and square. Really swept the rug out from under me on this one. I've been had, you could say.

No but really I fell HARD for this cutaway + implication.

I know this is only 2 pages later but
COMMON W FOR THE FOOL!!!
Hell yeah we do NOT engage in acts with people under the influence of the blabbing drug.
The Fool refuses advances even though he is SO down bad. W

"Oh no, I've been poisoned"
"What kind of poison?"
"Run-your-mouth bark"

Yes, my secret supernatural organization was around for american slavery, but they were *against* it. They only bad things that they've done is because of Individual Actors, and the only systemic problem they have is discrimination against non-powered people, who aren't allowed to hold office. But that's not even that big if a deal, stop making a fuss.

"You're not my father. You're my...handbag"

Cutting back to the side character having his life ruined yet again by the protagonist.

Ohhh, that's another reason why it's Agonist, neat.

What is it with fantasy lesbians and ending up in each other's heads.

We HATE Lysander au Lune. Bloodydamn tyrant.

Aaaaaaaaagggghhhh
>:(

"...it's not as useful as it sounds. For one thing, there are usually so many people after me that [it] tells me something like 'There are an uncountable number of people hunting you and they could come from anywhere at anytime.'"

I would never pirate a book

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Really-fucked-up warning.











When your crush dies so you grow his clone in your womb so you can make him Emperor #fascism

Me when the first chapter is called helldiver

No more gay little parties?!

His name is Kyle (derogatory)

Aaaaaaaaaaggghhgghhggg I cannot stand it

NOOOOOOO FUCK YOU BALAM

Wish that were me

I know Liams going to read this so no spoilers BUT there's some dialogue I love on pg 189 so when you get there you know (even though it's said by Balam)