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Harry be like: “damn I’m so poor I can only afford to shop at TK Maxx also this is the 8th girlfriend I’m taking with me to Botswana on my 47th trip there.”

Reading this psycho describe making his first kill in a war he took part in voluntarily in a foreign country very far from home.

dude was mad the tabloids published that he was smoking weed calling it a slander at the same time confessing here that he was in fact smoking weed (?)

Yet again I'm suffering reading a book only to improve my vocabulary in a given language. I didn't except to come out hating the founder of Nike. I didn't know a thing about him beforehand. But I could've guessed he was an insufferable trust fund kid.