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"In St Piran, we have a special place in our hearts for Danish people."
WHAT IF I CRY. WHAT IF. GOD THIS IS WHAT I LOVE IN LITERATURE. I’M GONNA SOOOOOOB

I love this book so much it’s not normal. AND THE AUDIBLE VERSION IS EVEN BETTER. DAVID THORPE IS DOING SUCH AN AMAZING JOB NARRATING THIS. HIS POWER TO CHANGE HIS VOICE WITH EACH CHARACTER. THE VOICE HE GAVE TO JOE. MY GOD. THIS IS ART.

if I had a penny for every book by John Ironmonger in which the main male character is a bit too in awe of his crush’s feet I’d have two pennies, which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that I’ve only read two of his books and it happened in both of them

i’m at my fcukin limit bro

OH MY GOD THE CAMEO OH MY GOOOOOD ADAMOLIVE ARE GETTING MARRIED MOTHERFLUFFERS I AM GOING TO PASS OUT

what!! the fuck!!!

“It wasn’t about you”
“I know”
FUCKITY FUCK

If JLA dedicated so much time to plotting this book instead of Poppy’s ever-changing outfits this might have been a pretty good book tbh

“Are you crying, Poppy?”
“No”
“It looks like you are tho”
“Then stop looking at it won’t”
This, ladies and gents, is peak of literary artistry

Will I ever not cry on the Flea telling his and Finn’s story? No. Of course not.

what a surprising surprise

I want to be like Wu Zetian when I grow up

who’s cutting the onions

THIS IS SO GOOD??? And also has the best audiobook narrator I’ve ever had an ABOSLUTE HONOR to listen to?????

This absolute legend just pulled a guy straight through the wall with her bare hands while some other guy shrieked like a little kid. What a queen.

OH MY GOD I’M LISTENING TO THE AUDIOBOOK SIMULTANEOUSLY TO MY SHUFFLED PLAYLIST AND GUESS W H A T

the moment Kyoshi uses her water bending for the first time, when she discovers she’s the Avatar

AGNI KAI STARTS TO PLAY

MATCHING THE RYTHM PERFECTLY WITH KYOSHI’S MOST BADASS MOMENTS

I AM DECEASED