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‘Now I know you saw something, sir,’ he said. ‘You were there.’
WELL, YES, said Death. I HAVE TO BE, YOU KNOW. BUT THIS IS VERY IRREGULAR.
‘You see, sir,’ said Corporal Carrot, ‘as I understand the law, you are an Accessory After The Fact. Or possibly Before The Fact.’
YOUNG MAN, I AM THE FACT.

This Sanderlanche was something else. It was worth the wait, it's all coming together. I now want to reread the entire Cosmere again, omg.

I'm not okay

I AM SHOOK

IT'S HAPPENING

CRYING 😭👏

Starting to think my theory is true... 

OMG

WHAT

I cannot believe it took me 99 chapters to notice that stone in the chapter title illustrations has been breaking more and more with each part

IT'S TRUE!!!

I can't believe THAT happened

Me every time Chana comes up: 👁👄👁

Cultivation is not happy to be featured in Dalinar's best-selling memoir lmaooo

Already going insane trying to figure out who is writing the epigraphs

“Well, if it isn’t my favorite flute thief.”
“You gave that flute to me, Wit.”
“Then you lost it.”
“I found it again.”
“Still lost it.”
“That’s not the same as stealing.”
“I’m a storyteller. I have the right to redefine words.”
“That’s stupid.”
“That’s literature.”
“It’s confusing.”
“The more confusing, the better the literature.”
“That might be the most pretentious thing I’ve ever heard.”
“Aha! Now you’re getting it