Morgan McDonald > Recent Status Updates

“and it is deciphered!” risks being a phrase i say for no reason about the mundane if im a little drunk

will not be accepting judgement at this time. this is what my brain needs rn.

i too would get in a wreck on the audubon if my boss was yelling at me to become a nazi #relatable

performatively reading this in europe is such a motivator to actually read this

i’m getting much better at pronouncing all these german streets now that i’m in germany and my taxi driver taught me how to

bro why do characters named morgan keep dying in books i read? might ponder on this.

this is so reddit thread coded (complimentary)

for a book i don’t fully understand dammit it’s terrifying

apparently hungary has 409 different beers so that’s exciting

barely in it and this is already the most hi concept meta novel i’ve ever read

hate that i just got the finance bro ick at 9am. the earliest it’s ever happened.

double take at the harry styles reference

i thought karah was bad but i could work under The Boss and that would be only slightly worse.

bob mortimer my love <3