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this woman could write me the grocery list and i’d still be reading holy shit this 5% world building 20% smut 75% angst book is taking me on new heights .

this book feels like an hallucination. ella please never quit the drugs

“I’m not a coward. I’m just…” My fingers slipped from the handle. “Confused because honestly, why are you in here?” I amended, “With me, that is. You believe my father killed yours, and we are at war be—”
“So much talking.” His dark blue eyes brightened. “Are we not supposed to kiss?”

why are these 25 year olds playing spin the bottle with feathers? 😭😭😭

EVAN KNIGHT BEST-DAD-EVER AWARD

im eating from elias’s plate like they’ve been starving me for the past year and a half. if we want to get vulgar and use slangs i’d say AURA

BABY WE GOT THE ARC RING THE BELLS WE GOT THE ARC !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LUKAS BLOMQVIST EVERYONE 🛐🛐🛐 mvp

luke i gotchu i would want to throw myself off the cliff too

basically, a family of church freaks kidnaps a girl for free labour around their house. juliet baby we’re getting you a gun.

the problem with all ali fmcs is that she tries too hard to sell them as so different and special and they’re just… not 😭

“He would go grocery shopping and make her dinner off a YouTube recipe of her choice. He’d wash her car, read her a book, sit here outside her door and just make sure she was safe and protected. They could hold hands all night. They could play Scrabble. He was very close to imploring for something, everything, anything”

uh oh OKAY.

secondary characters dropping like flies around here. man wtf 💀

i keep reminding myself cleo is only 16 and suffered more than jesus already. #FREEHER

how do these people fall in love with each other every two business days? 😭

jonas and cleo kissing oh OKAY

someone needs to explain to me since when Jonas is so enamored with Cleo cause three pages ago he wanted to rip her hair out

i get this is YA but why is every character in this book actually DEMENTED

theon, i’m VERY sorry we’ll certainly see you dead

“I suppose for someone already lusting after his own sister, I’m not all that surprised.”

2012 wasn’t real man 😭😭😭😭 these authors used to be unhinged

jonah is losing aura points every time he opens his goddamn mouth

marie we kinda need you to die at the moment

it’s crazy how everyone is actually trying to gaslight this girl into believing she needs to forgive her father as if she wasn’t abandoned like OKAYYYY

“My cheeks burn. How does he make me feel absurd over ordering a simple thing like a coffee, the way I like it?”

HELLO BECAUSE YOU’RE BITCHING OVER ANYTHING IN THE ALASKAN TUNDRA???????

im trying not to vomit thinking of these outfits… WEDGE HEELS IN ALASKA?

“Overwhelmed by the burden of wondering whether I’m doing it right.”
“Doing what right?”
I laugh. “I’m not even sure. Sex, but also, more in general, being a human?”

Holy SHIT get in my pocket right this second Scarlett.