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fool on me for thinking this was a story about SWORDS and not about WOOL MERCHANTS!!

I'm feeling 100 emotions

not only do I not care I am unamused and indescribably bored

i’ve read these chapters approximately 1 million times, time to make it goodreads official

why does everyone in this religious order act like they’re in high school with high school drama… ladies there was an assassination attempt

is this allowed?? in YA???

Dorothy Dunnett has done me irreparable harm

the narrator does an american accent with a southern drawl for character towards the end of this and you’ll never guess who (it’s the unceasing emperor)

dear god the list third of this book is a series of fetch quests and even more lore explanation. help

I think that maybe I just don’t care about dragons 🙈

the last third of this book always has me kicking my feet giggling and crying screaming throwing up and it’s not even a romance. nothing compares to a sentient space research vessel’s AI’s homicidal rage.

*gently adds murderbot to my collection of reluctant guardian figures who will mow down any threat to their troublesome teen girl charge*

murderbot: and then I smashed his clavicle and broke his arm and knocked him unconscious all while sending my drones to attack another target and setting up a shot for my crew member to take
me: *kicking my feet twirling my hair* and then what :))

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very excited & charmed by this literary experiment