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Ew, children? Procreating?

Assigning a zodiac sign as one of the character’s main traits is a crime. zero stars.

maybe it’s the aquarius in her

I need a thousand year shower... I’m breaking out in cold sweats. This book violates my personal bubble and I’m so uncomfyyy

Um florence and morello’s relationship is sooo toxic.

“Are you mad at me?” Girl get a grip!!! It’s over!!!

the time setting is so vague that sometimes I think they’re living in 1600s europe but then a character mentions watching olivia wilde’s don’t worry darling a few years ago and I’m like ??? they’re talking about the present???

Okay so I’m not vibing with this. something about how it reads is so uncanny and off kilter? the descriptive language gives to the plot and all but I feel like I’m on a bad trip

WHAT AN INTIMATE THING TO BE DRENCHED IN THE BLOOD OF ANOTHER PERSON

oh! cannibalistic undertones!

the movie sticks pretty closely to the plot so far but the book is written in so much scientific jargon I don’t understand ☹️

might pick this up again but I haven’t felt the urge to finish this in a while

I need oliver to be shot RIGHT NOW

Oh arthur. my sweet summer child. so chivalrous. so protective of red. if I come to hate you at the end of the book I swear it’s not my fault…

“Don’t worry, my love. You aren’t real, so you can’t die.”

Reading this chapter made me lose my grip on reality
Like

What is real
What is life
What does it all mean

“For a second, you experience competing melancholies: sadness that you cannot fly, sadness that you are dying. No, that came out wrong. What you meant to express was the existential grief that comes with the knowledge that all things die. You are not dying, except insofar as you have always been dying.”

“He missed Sadie more than he had missed her in the years he hadn’t spoken to her, because there she was, every day. It looked like Sadie and it spoke like Sadie, but somehow it was no longer Sadie.”

😭 CAN 😭 YALL 😭 PLEASE 😭 JUST 😭 COMMUNICATE 😭 WITH 😭 EACH 😭 OTHER 😭

“And so, with a phenomenal heaviness, he realized that this very well could be the last time he ever saw Sadie Green, and he tried to memorize the details of what she looked like, walking away, in a train station, on a bitter cold day in December.”

Would be an amazing sentence to close out a depressing book

Why are they fcking so much… like it’s lowkey starting to piss me off

Really toeing the line between wish fulfilment and cringe…? i haven’t decided which it is yet

“‘Please don’t leave me again,’ Liam whispers, his eyes heartbroken. ‘I can do both. I can be what they need, and I can be what you need.’”

Bro…

“Tell me what you want. I’ll be whatever you want.”

oh shit oh shit oh shit SOMETHING’S HAPPENINGGG

Oh good! She’s quirky and he’s tall and skinny

Not a pain kink mention on page 4…

Love that everything happens in the last 10% 😒

James is kinda giving Jem from infernal devices yknow?

These children are so parasocial and messy my gosh

“Shakespeare. He lived with us like an eighth housemate,”

So which day does shakespeare take out the garbage and clean the bathroom? I wonder if he’s ever left dirty dishes in the sink

If I wanted to read shakespeare, I would’ve. read. shakespeare.

“Captain James leaned back against the wall, crossing his arms in a most satisfied manner. There was something supremely masculine about him as he regarded her,”

Okay. I know it’s pride month. And I know this is stockholm syndrome. But lord. I would’ve folded so easily

“‘My dear Miss Bridgerton,’ he murmured, ‘would you like to join me on deck?’”

I’M SWOOOOONING SKJDJSKFJWKZJSNDNWJS

“He’d never liked expressionless females. Hell, he’d never liked expressionless males either, and Lord knew he’d met enough of those when he was out in society. Andrew had never understood why it was so fashionable to appear bored.
Disinterested equaled disinteresting.”

Good to know that nonchalance was frowned upon in 1786 too