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i had to skip a portion bc they kept fking help. it was cute at first but not anymore imma cri

AHHH THEY ARE SO CUTE

help im cringing at the tagalog 😩 imma kms

ahhh carving in stone :(

im sorry wat in the traumatising fk is this

HUHHH help wat did this just turn into

swear if death and seb r the same person imma kms

but he graped her. even if he saved her from another insane man HUHHHH gurl r u bonkers that does make up for the grape

how many ppl be trying to kill her 🥲

laughing my ass off the way everything is described
it DEFLATED HAHAHAAHAHAHAH HELP

cringe every time he says queen

"wow 2 wH0LE biLLioN" AHHAHAHAHHAHA

he could be a p3d0 and shes more jealous than disgusted??? he was joking but if she tot he was srs y was she jealous n not just like sir go sit in the corner and think of what u done bc that was a rly bad joke

this is so dumb

i like the butler more than mmc. mmc is so frustrating

plot so irritating bruv

damn i kinda h8 this man. he mean :(

i fking knew it reaper my ass

HURTS BRO WAT U MEAN SHE CANT HEAR HIM

technically if fate created them is he not big daddy?

BRO FK U

SCREAMING INTO MY PILLOW RN SIRR HOW HAS BRO HAVE SO MUCH RIZZ

i need a man like death 😭

death in human form?! AHHHHH

EOMMA AHHHHHHH HOLY SHIET
"care to find out" SIRR.

"all this for death" yes babe death is v sexy

<3 death

GOODBYE IM THROWING MYSELF OUTT THE WINDOW, AHHHH WE LOVE A PROTECTIVE MAN