Elizabeth > Recent Status Updates

oh whoops that was meant to be at 75% but was so angry forgot to update my progress

WHAT I SAID BACK AT 18% BUT TENFOLD BC WHAT THE FUCK???

it’s probably got to keep getting worse before it gets better huh

they haven’t even kissed yet???

finger fucking someone (three fingers!!!) while they’re slung over your shoulder and you’re walking through the jungle sounds like a NIGHTMARE, a logistical nightmare

what do you mean she’s EXPOSED, in the JUNGLE? WHERE THERE ARE SNAKES

time for reread season

i forgot how funny (scary) nana is

gotta listen to my go to fluff

why didn’t he just tell her that his friend died and that’s why he’s running late and has to meet her there instead of driving together?

miscommunication tropes drive me NUTS

the dog’s collar was hers i bet money

i have HALF of this book left????

less sex, more plot plz

DAMMIT

how do they come back from this tho

i can’t believe it’s taken 6 books to determine the big bad

george is a peace of shit

who knew i’d laugh didn’t expect comedic relief but i should have expected it from keris

we all need to give danielle l jensen some fucking credit for writing a series about multiple countries with political differences where i emphasize with each one, even though they see the other as the villain

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD ?????

according to reddit the last quarter of the book is batshit so bring it on

RASPBERRY CREAM PUFF IM CRYING

i’m sus of the queen but what if it’s actually edward that’s evil

i hate the ex husband and also a little bit the daughter

oh my GOD they’re going to kill him

maybe i should stop reading marriage failure stories

SO SOON??? THERE’S 75% OF THE BOOK LEFT

I FORGOT SHE FALLS IN LOVE WITH THE BROTHER OF HER FUTURE HUSBAND