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this sex scene is Heinous

why are u describing eating pussy as "just like riding a bike. only wetter"

i kinda just think that matthias should choke actually

this mc is such a hater lol

why does chapter 7 of the audiobook sound like it was recorded in a tent

"kaul shaelinsan, you can fuck off and die"
LMAO DESERVED

just had to read the phrase "cupped his scrotum" on a rushhour tube.. I am in spain without the s

holy shit what

ashleys audacity in this book is genuinely insane to me like I'm close w my mum but I'd never do the shit she does
like she gets her mum to leave so she can throw a prom after party and doesn't even clean up before her mum gets back?? she doesn't clean up at all she just fucking leaves what the fuck

can't believe this character had to search up water contamination to figure out why her neighbours were pissed off with another family for contaminating their water
like she finds out that severe contamination can cause cancer n is like "idk why the Murphy's would be so mad about that" BITCH WHAT

why does the audiobook narrator for natasha sound like the text to speech sound everyone uses on tiktok

finding a body in the water tank.. the hotel is famous for a bunch of deaths and a serial killer staying there.. is this inspired by the cecil hotel and the death of Elisa Lam..?

WHAT

"He like how he looked on her arm."

declan is the embodiment of mansplain manipulate malewife

jesper and wylan are the only men that deserve rights x

that doesnt sound right but i dont know enough about technology to dispute it

me: i hope there isnt a third act breakup
mark oshiro: :)
me now: i wish there was a third act breakup instead of this

current mood: adam sleeping for 21 hours, then waking up and drinking 4 glasses of pomegranate juice before fucking off

"at least when he was at aglionby he could turn over his papers to see the grades, concrete proof of his success at something"

im being called out ouch

"-You should come over."
"Not tonight," replied Adam.
I'm losing him, Gansey thought.

gansey he's just tired after work chill out lmao

time for my 73828925th reread of this series

what the fuck

me: oh this is a normal haunted house thriller
riley sager: there are snakes in the ceiling :)

"you sentient belly button crust!"
WHAT

lmao why is low jealous of an unborn baby

everyone in this book is so stupid holy shit no one acts like this

bruh can't believe that the main character's ex shows up n is like "hey sorry for cheating on u with multiple other women but I need some money" the audacity of this man what the fuck

this book is so clearly written by a man