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"Si je l’avais épousée, bien qu’elle fût dépourvue de tout charme remarquable, c’était parce qu’elle n’avait pas non plus de défaut notable. La banalité qui caractérisait cette créature sans éclat, ni esprit ni sophistication aucune, m’avait mis à l’aise."

May this love NEVER find me 🙏🏻

Had to force myself to stop reading this otherwise I'd be reading this all night long, I dont even know how I'll fall asleep, I need to know what happens RAAAAAH

50% THROUGH RAAAAAAAH

“Ladies and gentlemen,” he said, “let the Tenth Hunger Games begin!”
Oh gosh here we go

I'm addicted, I've been eating this up

Never thought I'd ever say that, but mmm, how I'd missed French literature

I'm trying so hard not to dnf 😭

Uhhh idk I kinda want to dnf it

"Where was he when it happened?
In the sun, on the back deck. Then, ka-blam! His cat-zistence altered irrevocably. His sundeck cat-sized, tossing him overboard into the damp lawn. The riptide of his own meowmentum swept him away."
I love this

“Surely you didn’t think it was sheep I shepherded.”
I did... 🫡

THE TEA?????

“I’ve just asked your father if you might sit with me and my parents,” he said. “He gave his consent.” He paused. “So long as you’re agreeable, that is.”
I know no one’s going to ask me what I want, the Nightmare said, snide to his bones, but just in case you were wondering, the answer is no. No, I am decidedly NOT agreeable.
Not the Nightmare being my favorite character LMAO

In the center of summer, soft with rot, Rainie and I decide to be dogs."
This book is gonna be so unhinged and I am soooo here for it

"I have been in love with no one, and never shall," she whispered, "unless it should be with you."

"If you were less pretty I think I should be very much afraid of you"
This is so gay (give me more)

"I was wakened by a sensation as if two needles ran into my breast very deep at the same moment, and I cried loudly."
Carmilla got down to business quickly

I think im gonna really like this one!

My stomach lurches again, from empathy or guilt or pregnancy or all three.
Pregnancy???? Girl you just snorted a fat line of coke be fr rn-

OMG??????

One of my most anticipated reads, I'm sooooo excited

Sister and Early are so cute i love them so much 🫶

"In vain I have struggled. It will not do. My feelings will not be repressed. You must allow me to tell you how ardently I admire and love you."

!!!!!!!!!

No cause who tf names their triplets Roland, Oland and Poland PLEASE 👹👹

Okayyyyyy I like this!

I have high hopes for this 🤌🏻

All I knew was that there would be tomorrow, and perhaps he would be here. Or perhaps he would be gone. To my surprise, I did not awaken to a lonely, bereft dawn. Each morning that followed, in defiance of my expectations, Dionysus was here and the island came alive with his chatter, song, and laughter.
Dionysus 🫶🫶🫶 (you better not fuck up 🔪)

Theseus you little mf..... 🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻

“Without it, I would not be here at all. Thank you for returning it to me,” he added, to Phaedra, and I could tell even in the dim light just how deeply she blushed.
I better not see the sisters fight for Theseus' attention, please anything but that 😀🔪

"If you can give me some intimation, some clue as to its weakness, I would be forever in your debt.”
Forever. Theseus would be mine, forever.
Girlie that is not what the man said 🤚🏻😟

"I would be Medusa, if it came to it, I resolved. If the gods held me accountable one day for the sins of someone else, if they came for me to punish a man’s actions, I would not hide away like Pasiphae. I would wear that coronet of snakes, and the world would shrink from me instead."