Josie Yeager > Recent Status Updates

“May I know Thee; may I know myself!”

Gen not beating the wet cat allegations

Always keep proper documentation in case of war crimes

Grandpa is a real one

Man this guy throws the worst dinner parties

Book so good I started learning French

I’m going to tell you about a dangerous substance that you DEFINITELY SHOULDN’T USE AS POSION and did I mention that you could PUT IT IN SOMEONES WINE UNNOTICED and it would be COMPLETELY UNTRACEABLE.

*guy standing in the corner meme* They don’t know I’m secretly plotting their downfall and enacting my revenge.

Cackling every time the count digs for gossip in a story he literally helped orchestrate. *fake gasp* “how could this have happened?!”

I was so confused why the whole side quest was needed but then we see him doing drugs so checks out…

Eat your oranges

No more nice Edmond only VENGEANCE (and a hilariously large amount of disguises, like where does he keep all these clothes??)

He’s just a baby

Obsessed with Quincey doing a “hold my beer” moment and just shooting at the bat, a true American representation lol

Unfortunately I can only think of “large bat” as a bat with a comically large funko pop head.

Even in Victorian England, Texans still be iconic.

Ah yes, the secret code of Victorian English shorthand.

Me: Would you love me if I were a worm?
God: YES!!!

I’m chuckling so hard imagining Dracula running all over the castle doing all his chores.

English guy goes to Eastern Europe and discovers paprika for the first time, absolutely obsessed. Smh relatable

Hahahahahaha