Elle > Recent Status Updates

I went through all my read books and changed the ratings to reflect how I feel about them now. I've found that I tend to overrate books when I first read them and haven't had time to think about them. A couple of books went up in my estimation though.

I wasn't understanding why people hate this book so much until I read the word "Frisco" 5 times in one paragraph

"When I was ten, I spent a long night burrowed under my comforter, cuddled up with Funshine Bear, who, filled with a foamy enigmatic sense of language and a Bloomian dogmatism, was the most literary of the Care Bears and my harshest critic." I love this

hell yeah that yams are back, baby

Ok I literally cannot follow this book on audiobook, I ended up buying a physical copy in hopes that I will understand wtf is going on.

WHAT. IS THE DOCTOR. TALKING ABOUT.

Starting to feel guilty reading this book on a kindle

I have no idea wtf is going on in this book

James Bond is gay af

Bond is such a douche

Aw yes make out you two

I feel like the dream of every man in the 1800s was to abandon your wife and 10 children to get lost on an island somewhere or fly off in a balloon. And the wives were more than happy to let that happen.

Oh god it's already so racist

Space mormons

Man this book is so much better than other books

Jesus Christ this book is boring

You know it's a YA novel when all the male love interests treat all the female love interests like garbage but it's JUST BECAUSE HE SECRETLY LOVES HER, HOW ROMANTIC

The names in this book are stupid. It's like the author just set their cat on the keyboard

Oh no it's an eeeeeevil socialist he cares about the working classes RUN

The twist is probably going to be that she's still alive if this is like every other thriller ever

I feel like the author had a good half of a book going and the covid happened and she just gave the fuck up. I'm literally a book where people watch and react to YouTube videos I reacted to a year and a half ago in a less authentic way.

Nothing more douchey than a man who talls in parentheses

Girl if these are your two options for men you should just up and become a lesbian

He's such a dick to that child for no reason

Someone needs to shove Rochester off a cliff

I want to set Rochester on fire just to make him shut up for five seconds