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having a genuine chuckle at the thought of a 22-year-old girl being “””best friends””” with a 37-year-old man. feels like that meme that goes “a job will have you 21 years old with a 56 yo best friend like dang where tf Mr. Otis at today 😂”

hmmm

it’s time for me to finally weigh in….

this book was manufactured in a lab to appeal to my brain

REAL lovers!

laurie colwin when she lets the new yorker register drop and just embraces her inherent pulpy inclinations >>>>>>>

nooooo the funniness is fading 💔💔💔

me when i’m forced to admit a british person is funny 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😩😩😩😫😫😣😣😣😣😣😣😭

peter is such a whore bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭

another 2 characters from sally rooney with breeding kinks…………which could mean nothing…….

me reading ivan/margaret chapters: omg this is so sweet and subversive and healing 🥹♥️♥️♥️😁😁😁😁♥️♥️♥️
me reading peter chapters: 🤨😟😐😐😐😐😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😑😐😐🫥🫥 this is the kind of greed they talk about in the bible

i think i'm finally getting used to the yoda-like syntax choices rooney is making in this novel

peter judging his younger brother for dating a woman 10+ years his senior like he isn’t fucking a girl 10 years younger than him oooooohhh sally rooney you have gagged me with the character inversions being set up here

A 35-YEAR-OLD WOMAN WITH A 22-YEAR-OLD LOVE INTEREST?!?! women in male-dominated fields ☝️😍

i need something with addictingly toxic relationship dynamics that i will not be able to put down for 2 days straight….

the hamilton reference might have to be a docked star

hmmm

so much overwriting in this but i'm still having fun ngl

IT’S GETTING JUICY

she lost me for a second there, but i'm back in...

I'M SO SAD IT'S ENDING....