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me last night “i’ll just read one chapter”

…. goes on to read five chapters

“‘Jake,’ I protested, leaning away. He dropped his arm, not looking bothered at all by the minor rejection. He reached out and took my hand firmly, wrapping his other hand around my wrist when I tried to pull away again.”

gross. jacob is gross.

okay ew !!!! casually making jokes about dementia and mentioning it lightheartedly by saying “do i have dementia? does mom have dementia?” when talking about the hotness of the mmc has happened too many times in these first three chapters. like what the hell is this? it’s not a casual, lighthearted disease !!!!

“it takes a hot minute” 😵‍💫 i guess it’s contemporary fiction so idk why i’m surprised

i love this so much

i’m loving this already

the jane austen slander 😑 no no ma’am

reread!

reread!!!!! 🐺

cringe

oh my god ladybug is so annoying!!!! and the narrator keeps using a baby voice that makes me want to stop reading this every three seconds!!!!

jacob is an icon

the twizzler slander 🙄🙄🙄

an alpaca named Harry Styles … ?

i’ve literally forgotten so many of these little details!!!!!!!!!

• bella’s *super* cute outfit of a blue blouse and long khaki skirt 🤭 so chic, so first date worthy
• edward touching one of her tears and licking it 😋 so romantic
• all the vampire growling and snarling 🤭 grrrrrr
• jasper being super sweet and telling her that she’s worth it when they all split up to go after james 🥹

reread 🦇🩸🥀

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Perseus is a bitch

i love this