Ceri > Recent Status Updates

“Hi my name is Matthew, my friends call me Matty, and I should be dead.
If you like, you can consider what you’re about to hear a message from the beyond - my beyond.” 😣
That’s a chilling first sentence to read now.

(And for the readers who love a hockey player who wears slutty glasses… Riley is for you) 🤓😏🤣

“Now, lean forward and put your hands on the tiles.”
😏😏😏

“That mouth has tasted my cum and kissed me until I couldn’t fucking breathe, and yet still it spills such pretty little lies.” 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

These might be my fave MM couple 😏

There is no point trying to escape to my room, the little fucker would just invade it like the true Brit he is.🤣🤣🤣

Back with the love of my life!🦇

The reread has officially begun! 🥰🐺❤️

I am kicking my feet, giddy & cackling.🤣

Just KISS ALREADY!!!!

Alex - I love him. That’s all 🤣🥰

Still crying 😭🥰

And Becka has me bawling! 😭

Think I might have to DNF. I’m sad because I was looking forward to Sully’s book. Might come back at a later date. I’m only up to ch5 & I don’t think I can cope with any more ‘baby girls’ 🤢
Also the ‘yes daddy’ trope just doesn’t do it for me.