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someone tell 11 year old me that i got my grubby little hands on a galley of the new (and third till last) shadowhunter book

apparently everyone and their mother is getting mugged at my old high school subway stop (everyone being one person in this book and one in criminal minds)

literally every other page i audibly mutter “dude what the fuck” because what i just read was so heartbreakingly beautiful that i cannot comprehend how a human mind created it

was doubting scarlett’s academic opinions when she said chromatography was the best part of orgo lab, but the MATLAB hate made up for it

4.5 — yes, yes it was great but can we appreciate that the playlist in the back was nonstop bangers

i keep getting distracted by vaguely incorrect information

MEAD SHOULD NOT BE BITTER AND ITS NOT DISTILLED MEAD IS A REAL THING BIT JUST FANTASY BEER ALSO BEER ISNT DISTILLED EITHER SO IM NOT SURE WHERE THAT CAME FROM

3.5

THE PINYIN HAS TONAL MARKS?? THE PINYIN HAS TONAL MARKS!!!!!!!!!!

mans really ordered a burger medium rare. a BURGER. i’m all for rare steaks but my guy i believe that is a food safety hazard

almost 20% through the book, we’ve FINALLY reached the actual narrative

i’ve already had as many new five star reads this month than i did all of last year

mayken is who i aspire to be when i grow up and i am significantly older than her

every time they say “razor” i think “x-acto knife” so im picturing darrow and jupiter flying around waving x-acto knifes at each other. it really is quite amusing

you mean they’re playing glorified capture the flag with weapons on teams named after gods? and this isn’t percy jackson?

tip for the characters in this book: stop talking about highly sensitive information at bars. besties you are in public. stop talking about a rebellion.

i’m very uncomfy.

i’m literally 5 pages in and i already don’t like how this guy describes female characters

besties it’s so good

alright time for pain

IT’S SO GOOD