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fucking him like you’re dead?

because im a bitch, i literally laughed with how he didn't react how she wanted to the "baby news"

i want people to be in love but she literally has nothing else. that is not good..

i know im insane but thank god i can't wait too long to start asking questions. he has that first night and then we are talking, mayhaps, constantly, to everyones detriment.

Girl… what the fuck. In what world would he have been masturbating in his dead mom’s bed? But then they did fuck so.. if you could call it that. It’s concerning that she’s so wrapped up in Ralph’s life only

Not “with the right person” and it’s been two dates

I know I’m blessed with the foresight that something bad is about to happen, but I never want to be anywhere where someone lives so remotely and all their stuff is ancient and also they don’t have a phone. She didn’t even check to make sure her phone worked last time she was there and she told no one where she’s going

Oh yeah, ro is actually dumb. Who says I’m going to get strawberries for your birthday and then goes “no contact” dumbass

Tumblr mention rahhhhhh

This realization is way too late. It’s actually insane

hi so wtf is going on. i thought it was going to be cannibalism but instead its like werebear/werecreature and also she ate her over and over? hmmmm.

Oh shit, here we go again ( I have no clue where I left off. Mo clue what this is about. And no chance to start over. )

it feels bad to not like many parts of this since the author is being so vulnerable. i guess it makes me feel sad and confused that there are some people who don't even think that they are "alright looking" and genuinely think they are ugly. sometimes it makes me uncomfortable how the author seems obsessed with how good looking the child is but i get that this whole thing is about how- how one is perceived affects

Kind of bumming me out

Oh my god. Not the copoganda

It was pretty cringe at first but they won’t me over with their horror picks. But ooooh I know Shailws was punching the air last year when the movie heart eyes literally came out

Okay picking this one back up

Um doesn’t that mean that the blue dog that picked her wants to fuck her? Or it’s not like that but she is fucking a demon?

The dialogue doesn’t make sense because they’ve known each other for about a month

I know everyone needs their stand up moment but if it happened to me I would just call them a bitch

Actually no, the narrators voice and the writing are both annoying

I was on Ethan’s side until he said no they wouldn’t be together but maybe in a few years he’ll be a single dad.. then they could try this again? EWWWW. Sick of this guy and why isn’t she aborting this baby???

Um… FLUSH IT

So she’s pregnant but it’s not Ethan’s so…?

I’m glad she got over “not sharing that experience for just him” because girl.. that’s weird

He went home with another girl and then she got hit by a car

me after way too long: oh I think they’re British

I’ve wanted the police to start out of our way 😒😒😂😱

Knife in her ASS and then he impales himself on the knife repeatedly ducking her. I’m beyond stunned

So no one is worried about blood diseases? 🧍‍♀️