Maya Hettleman > Recent Status Updates

“Too bad you’re not Hermione” #LittleWomenMovieReference

I’m going to be everybody’s problem if THOSE were the included “two open door spice scenes” and I’m not even a freak like that. It was just nothing.

14% left and NOW the dad wants to ruin things? Don’t pmo

This man is a NIGHTMARE

There is not an amount of currency you could offer me to make me say this isn’t Draco/Hermione fan fiction. An expert knows when she’s looking at her exact subject.

Deadass if this is for real this is the most surprising twist I’ve ever come across in my human lifespan

Not a typo at 2%!!!! Terrible start!!! I cannot wait.

Don’t get it twisted, I’m loving this but how can this be only 80%???? There has been 14 ending moments!!! Egads!

I literally, GENUINELY, deserve a Purple Heart for reading the last 7% of this book.

TORN?!?!?!

Ali. I am DISPLEASED with you girl.

Big ups to my girl for not having a terminal illness!! Big downs to my girl for the content I’ve had to endure to come to this conclusion

The foreshadowing of the world’s most heinous biology lesson is not pleasing to me.

Now, tell my why this is the most terrifying book I’ve ever read and I can’t stop worrying that I have a fake disease for half-human/half-werewolf people

Calling him Koen instead of Cohen is both antisemitic AND a disservice to Summer Roberts girlies everywhere

It’s awesome that I have completely no memory of Bride except the parts that traumatized me

I would say in the span of 8-10 sentences to go from brand new guy I’m being introduced to, to a whipping red flag in the wind is very impressive

Well, well, well….if it isn’t my existing issue with this author happening in another one of her books 🧐

I cannot imagine that being n***d and tossing and turning during your nap as a man is comfortable. Sleep in clothes. Don’t let your dinger flap about.

I know what you’re thinking: “Maya, the last time you read this author you were not thrilled”. You’re right, friend. That is why my rating of each book will be based on my understanding of how to drive a motorcycle and/or be in a motorcycle club if driving one is really easy.

They want me to see Jack Draper. But I see YOU, Andy Murray 🤪

DBATC reference! Hermione confirmed Swiftie

Hate to admit that about 30% ago I was completely convinced that they were gonna have Voldemort do 9/11 and then I realized it was 2002

This is so much sadder now that I understand how sad it is

Oh, so Liz wanted to activate my trauma response as well? Much appreciated!

My emotional rollercoaster alarm is going to run out of batteries