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sobel getting on them for wearing oversized shirts is insane actually

websters hatred for peacock is valid cause I’d want to kill a mf too if he pulled me out of my foxhole to sweep his room 💀

I am so bored bro

this is hella mid but I’ll force myself to finish it 🤣

don’t careeeee. where’s julian?

julian is the only likable character so far 😭

everything is so boring except jacob….bella WHY DO YOU WANT EDWARD

omg edward is ALREADY pissing me off 😭

“all good men. all good friends. I grinned at the thought we’d made it though. but then I got to studying about how there were so many who weren't around anymore, you know. it was that sad thought of all the guys who were missing that wouldn't let me grin long.”

bill kiehn managed to almost get shot by shifty not just once, but TWICE

“when it came to walking through the woods, the man was louder than a tank. when it came to reading a map, the man got us lost. when it came to aiming a rifle, well, the man couldn't throw a rock into a lake and have it come out wet.”

damn they even shit on sobel in this book too 😭🙏🏻

“course, they was doing what they was supposed to do, and I was trying to do what I was supposed to do. but under different circumstances we might have been good friends.”

how often can two people fuck 😭

“six german soldiers decided they had had enough; they came marching down the connecting trench to the second gun, hands over their heads, calling out "no make dead! no make dead!"

DONT LET SPEIRS NEAR THEM

this is actually so good why is everyone hating

I’m kinda scared to read this because of all the negative reviews lmaoo but figured it was time to give it a chance. hope I like it 🫶🏻

isla girl you are MARRIED TO GRIM!!! why are you trying to fuck oro