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Jeffrey Clemmons
Jeffrey Clemmons is on page 133 of 293 of Shadow Ticket
"...an explosion, not always but sometimes, is actually somebody with something to say. Like, a voice, with a message we aren’t receiving so much as overhearing.”
Dec 12, 2025 09:52AM Add a comment
Shadow Ticket

Jeffrey Clemmons
Jeffrey Clemmons is on page 83 of 293 of Shadow Ticket
Cheese, oh to be sure, cheese is alive. Self-aware, actually, maybe not exactly the way we ware, but still more than some clever simulation. We're at a pivot point in the history of food science, a strange new form of life that was deliberately invented, like Doctor Frankenstein or something.
Nov 28, 2025 11:55AM Add a comment
Shadow Ticket

Jeffrey Clemmons
Jeffrey Clemmons is on page 75 of 293 of Shadow Ticket
A Statue of Liberty made of Jell-O. Where do you start eating it? The head? The Torch?
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Shadow Ticket

Jeffrey Clemmons
Jeffrey Clemmons is on page 35 of 192 of Reservoir Bitches
"revenge does heal all wounds."
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Reservoir Bitches

Jeffrey Clemmons
Jeffrey Clemmons is on page 166 of 341 of A Visit from the Goon Squad
"After supper, the radio on, windows open to the yawning night, she and Lulu would feast on the sweet, strange fruit."
Aug 13, 2025 05:09AM Add a comment
A Visit from the Goon Squad

Jeffrey Clemmons
Jeffrey Clemmons is on page 161 of 341 of A Visit from the Goon Squad
We used to make ten year olds so sassy
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A Visit from the Goon Squad

Jeffrey Clemmons
Jeffrey Clemmons is on page 127 of 341 of A Visit from the Goon Squad
"you're not a rockstar, you're a relic." burn.
Aug 13, 2025 05:07AM Add a comment
A Visit from the Goon Squad

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