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"You might become a detective. You might become a con artist yourself. Or, blend the two: you might become a novelist."

Disappointing so far...

Oh this is incredibly hard to read.

I thought this book might be helpful but it's possibly the worst thing I could have picked up at this time. Putting this on pause for now.

"I'm worried we are entering an age of rage,
Where only anger will be considered an asset
And the gentle will be mocked, then eaten.
Those with soft voices will have their tongues cut out,
As punishment for not using them the right way.
Don't you know your words are weapons,
Kindness is obsolete
As obsolete as handwriting,
As obsolete as silence and darkness in a city."

"Thanks for coming...this must be so much earlier than you normally wake up. Really appreciate you coming at the crack of dawn."

"It's 10am mate."

"No, I know! I meant if I didn't have to wake up so early for Olive, I would sleep in every day."

"There's the small matter of my job though."

Nail. On. The. Head.

A turtle?!
No no no nonono... NO!

Wow.

Very heavy ancient Egyptian history references. I'm intrigued but it is definitely slowing the pace.

What!! Things were going so well...

"If your funeral director acts like they don't know how to handle a very tall person and doesn't know about custom caskets, you might to double-check that they aren't actually eight chihuahuas standing atop one another in a trench coat."

"If you funeral director acts like they don't know how to handle a very tall person and doesn't know about custom caskets, you might want to double-check that they aren't actually eight chihuahuas standing atop one another in a trench coat."