Brooke Huffman > Recent Status Updates

needed to hear a bit of sweet rob sheffield’s voice during these trying times!!! will return to im with the band when sex doesn’t disgust me

this is taking me. so long. because oh my god donna tartt girl this one is Racist

...starting to become less optimistic that i will finish this before tim's musi criticism class on friday. rats!

a chicago love story? now ain’t that just the way

just brushing up really

i hate this book and i hate myself for wanting to finish every book i start

so far i’ve finished the husband stitch and inventory. i am absolutely eating this up. picture me with a spoon in hand, absolutely gobbling every word this woman writes.

nom nom nom nom opium

if i’m being held together by a thread, this is that thread

this is EATING THROUGH my sticky tabs

okay this is definitely growing on me,,, but reid’s prose in evelyn hugo is so gorgeous she is capable of MORE than pure dialogue

it just oozes fleetwood mac. there’s fleetwood mac everywhere. oodles of it. it stained my shirt. it’s on my shoe. fleetwood mac is in the air you breathe.

this has to breach fleetwood mac’s copyright

definitely getting a fleetwood mac vibe, but not sure how much i dig transcribed faux interviews as a style.

i have such an elaborate fantasy life i simply Yearn for the gryffindor common room

never have i wanted to dnf a book so badly. yet i persevere.

if i just keep reading this i can just pretend i’m in the gryffindor common room

lolita is so gross guys i’m sorry i had to take a break and annotate/tab my copy of this instead

this is so fucking gross already i am completely unsure of how i will finish this without vomiting

here’s to the judy poovey’s of the world <3

guys i may have added latin on duolingo,,, i just wanna be studious and scholarly

who wants to have a bacchanal?

this is literally just describing me walking to el jefes in february. like that’s what that past ten pages have been.

i was not prepared for the VIOLENT homophobia,, but henry can make me swoon <3

i am becoming a femcel. explain to me where she was wrong.