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shonda rhimes chronic eye twitch. shes so me

this is a memoir not a self help book. i mean this in the most respectful way possible but i do not care

do these guys do anything but fuck? like aren't you worried about the war? why are we so horny all the time

im sorry i really do not care at all about Feyre's new "cycle" as a Fae, like genuinely what is this

"worry time" so funny cause every minute is worry time for me

why did i think it was a good idea to start a 31 hour audiobook

writing to ellen about homeless people ... right yeah for sure

this book is written through journal entries to ellen degeneres. ... ellen ..... degeneres ...... ellen ...................

can i imagine blake lively and justin baldoni or is that problematic?

literally what is this im sorry ive read fanfiction written by 12-year-olds that is written better than this

my first colleen hoover book. wish me luck, or dont.

andrzej sapkowski went to the stephen king school of describing women (derogatory)

pleaaase so cliche and not even believable

yikes this book is off to a bad start, hello HR you need to get involved here

and im crying again

universal studios released the first trailer for sunrise on the reaping so i am re-reading catching fire

steven king write a book without being racist and misogynistic challenge

im about to become way too woke

"If you want to insult a woman, call her a prostitute. If you want to insult a man, call him a woman"

onlyfans, olivia rodrigo, rosalia, 21 savage. this book is girlbossing too close to the sun

second taylor swift reference has hit the life impossible

taylor swift the eras tour mention 😧

ibitha

if i permanently altered my face for money and my husband judged me for buying perfume afterwards i would k!ll him

michigan mention in a fae novel #themichigandifference

yeah i saw that coming

i better not get gone girled