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The characters in this are all monumentally stupid. I'm still entertained, though?

Drunk Lillian is fun times

This is the annoyingly competitive couple that ruins board game night.

Margaret is so insensitive about Godric's dead wife. And hypocritical because she's obsessive about her dead lover as well.

This is giving very specific Beetlejuice & Lydia vibes. I love it. 😍

"She is delusional and thinks slowly baking to death on a hot desert planet is preferable to letting me out of my cage, but I'm wildly attracted to her because of her 'spirit' and generosity in giving me nutritional paste, so it's all good."

Heroine is too stupid to live and hero is too for feeling anything but bitterness and spite for this dumdum.

"She won't let me out of this cage in a hot desert planet that is baking us both slowly to death ... but she is so generous and merciful for giving me nutritional paste. She will be a fierce mate and mother one day. She had no idea what she is doing and is delaying the inevitable, but that's ok.her

The heroine is supremely tstl and the hero is tstl for having anything but bitter, spiteful thoughts about this dumdum.

Kitty has her prenatal vitamins on tap.

Oh my... I don't think I've hated an FMC so much. The scout almost died for your sustenance. And then Marine THANKS you? For what? Almost getting one of his men killed? For thinking you know how to do his job better than him? And Pan forgives you, just like that? Girl... You do not deserve your daddy dom aliens and you do not deserve vegetables.