Daniel Konikoff > Recent Status Updates

I think I’ve understood maybe 50% of what I’ve read so far, but I’m having the time of my life.

I actually may have spoken too soon, this is boring as hell.

Trying to become one of those guys who can’t stop thinking about the Roman Empire.

Brilliant stuff. Wow.

Jonathan Harker’s journal is like: “Every time I tell people that I’m en route to the scary castle in the countryside, everyone’s been crossing themselves and telling me not to go to the scary castle in the countryside…I wonder why that is!”

Freaking loving this oblivious king.

Haruki Murakami Portray Female Characters in a Non-Misogynistic Way Challenge

(He can’t do it)

Giving this perv one more chance.

[sees Chuck performing Olympian levels of mental gymnastics to make an incoherent point about something inconsequential]

Hold up…let him cook…