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Jesus.

Bruh.

“Don’t you want to know how?”
“I’m sure you’ll tell us anyway,” Chaol said.

Oh! That sounded really bratty!

“She smiled at them as they approached—and the expression was not human.
It was Valg.”

“They were victorious. Aelin was spotted returning to her armada hours later.”

EATERY. This tandem read is eatery.

Oh Lysandra, how I love you.

Eatery. Gagged. Wasn’t expecting this to become my favourite pairing.

“Perhaps it was time for Morath to learn to scream.”

🧊🧊❄️❄️

“I keep a tally, you know, Princess. To remind myself to repay you the next time we’re alone for all the truly wonderful things you say.”

This got me, unfortunately.

“And Chaol took a step toward her.” GAGGGGG

Omg it wasn’t Fenrys I’m gagged. Ya got me.

“…but for once in a witch’s life, she can summon great power to unleash upon her enemies. The cost is that she is incinerated in the blast.”

Right okay because this definitely won’t happen to ANYONE in a self-sacrificial final act of war.

“Untouched.” Yikes.

“You’re lucky,” she murmured as Lorcan hurled his sword high in the air and people gasped, “that he still looks at you the way he does.”

- AKA the nastiest most disgusting thing I’ve ever heard.

I didn’t know the word “tits” existed in this series. I don’t like that it does.

Oh brother. Do NOT tell me his paraplegia is fixed with the power of love.

For it was the Chief Overseer of Endovier who now grinned at her.

GAGGED.

To the surprise of no one but Aelin, the keys have a lock…

First ring: Listen.
Second: Listen now.
Third ring: Get out.

The way I would shit myself.

She cleared her throat, readying to scream.

Not rape, not theft—not something that cowards would rather hide from. Yell fire, the stranger had instructed her. A threat to all. If you are attacked, yell about a fire.