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Feyre discovering what beards are was the highlight of this latest session

The inundation of spicy moments continues to vex me, howver. Need Feyre and Rhys to cool their jets. Especially because like…idk, after the 8th time I can’t imagine that even the people who actually enjoy these types of books aren’t getting a little bit bored.

Time to speed run the end before Libby takes this book back 🫡

all these sex scenes and flirting scenes are G R A T I N G on me

I need to report that this book is already devastating me and I’m one chapter in. Fuck me sideways.

All this girl does is argue with people. Grace please I’m begging you to stop constantly picking fights 😭

So is there a reason that questions in this book aren’t marked with question marks, or is the book just poorly edited?

Asking for a friend.

Listen I really don’t like these books, I’m just here for a funny time.

Pray for me.

Just started and this book is already going hard. I have a feeling that this is going to be a really impactful read.

We’re almost out of here, Frank. I’m almost DONE with you. Duncan Idaho protect me.

I'm sorry but M.L. Rio has an absolutely pitiful understanding of Julius Caesar. I'm not convinced they did any honest work on studying it to write about it in the context of serious study. It takes me out of the immersion, and I'm a bit sad. That said, I'm still going to keep on, as the book is interesting!

Oscar Isaac is back and his hotness is going to awaken Jason Momoa

Should I rate this one star because of "Dan" because I literally almost threw up.

Would you believe it I'm already confused.

Not a fan of this "imprinting" talk.
Also love how this book makes it canon that the Atreides are just sexy as fuck. Truly amazing.

Duncan continues to be angry, Leto continues to not stop talking, and Frank’s opinion of women continues to be QUESTIONABLE AS FUCK

I thought I was dead, too.

In which we learn Leto II has no skull but really wants to fuck, Duncan’s love for the Atreides still makes me emotional, and Siaynoq is the Eucharist gone wild.

In which Duncan gets naked and Leto II is like “yup, tracks”

A+ characterization

Oh you KNOW Frank Herbert said: You like that character from the last book?….What if I made them absolutely unhinged.

Siona Stan Club 2021

HE DID IT FOR *THEM*

DONT TALK TO ME

Hey uhm…so like I was aware this was going to happen but he is PRETTY MUCH FLYING.

Also that scene w Mr. Preacher man….I’m sad :(

I mean I KNEW it but I still gasped.

Also glad to know one of my faves and I have something in common now 👀😂

Frank has me so enthralled I fucking love this book

“Understand me, Atreides bitch!”

Me in the room watching this all go down: 🍿🍿🍿

Not to be dramatic or anything but I literally screamed, so I'd say it's going pretty well

Oh god oh no Frank really has turned me into a simp

Oh god oh no Frank really has turned me into a simp

Not my Animal Crossing Gamecube character and Paul Atreides having the same eye related issues

“I am not…yet I occurred.”

Welp I have a new favorite quote

Yo Frank what the FUCK was that scene with Alia just now……

OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT

I swear if Chiamaka doesn’t get a happy sapphic ending I’m going to sue