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“…somewhere along the line I had to face the fact that even though Homer looked like a cowboy, he was just a capitalist with a Texas accent who owned a horse.”

rereading so i can get extra mad when I inevitably watch the Ryan Murphy show

“The most wretched people in the world are those who tell you they like every kind of music ‘except country.’ People who say that are boorish and pretentious at the same time….Hipsters hate it because they hate Midwesterners, and they hate Southerners, and they hate people with real jobs.”

YEAH

“science fiction tends to be philosophy for stupid people”

i laughed sorry

im really digging this but it’s also killing me how it’s just an amalgamation of like 3 different stephen king books

i need to see the degrees and medical license of the doctor who told paris hilton having adhd means she experiences the past, present, and future all at the same time

i have to stop taking book recs from magazine “summer must-read” lists like this sucks

“And so, like a brigade of female Benjamin Buttons, grown women pursued the reversal of womanhood to girlhood through behavior and consumer choices.”

yup…….

this is the kind of skateboarding book ive been searching for for years god it’s so good !!!

understatement of the century but omg this is HOT !!!

not the chappell roan mention shdjdks

i need romance authors to stop stealing the when harry met sally diner scene like you can’t outdo the doer…..

rupert Campbell-black is kinda jilly cooper’s lestat when you think about it

they gotta nuke derry off the map bro like nothing good has ever happened there

wattpad-ass writing but i was expecting that

im sorry but how can you genuinely write “i apply a dab of concealer under my brown eyes, and then wipe it off immediately once I realize how cakey it looks on my sweaty skin. I recently learned that liquid blush can be multipurpose, so I apply a thick layer of it on my cheeks and lips” and be like yeah that’s good let’s leave that in

i reread the most random stuff whenever im home b/c all that’s left on my shelves are my last round draft picks lol

finished all the s2 episodes and NEEDED to reread

i am a lover of trashy drugstore romance novels…..like my grandmother and my nana before me….a family legacy, one might even say……

oh this is kind of perfect

this is so hilariously awful like i cannot believe this is a real book