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my problem with these “worst of the worst” romance novels is that so many of them just…..directly steal some of the most famous moments from romcoms? like im sorry but you can’t do “When Harry Met Sally” Sally’s specific food ordering habit and act like that’s something you came up with. that’s insane to do. you get that, right?

insanely bad. like. just wildly horrible.

I admire the author’s restraint in waiting a whole 38 pages before letting us know the female MC is soooo tiny and small that she has to look up to make eye contact with the male MC

so voodoo and hoodoo are two different things…..which is something i think you should know if you’re going to be writing about it……

im sorry but i really hate when an author clearly didn’t have the material/inclination to make up a whole book on a specialized topic so instead they pad it out with their own anecdotes about how they personally connect with the topic like girl idgaf

not even 20 pages in and we’ve already established the female MC is “tiny” and “little” like should we throw a party? should we invite kristin chenoweth?

i like this quite a bit

idgaf that ryan price is a full-grown adult man im adopting him

okay not to be miss nitpicky but why do they all constantly refer to a blueberry smoothie as being the color blue…..a smoothie with blueberries in it is purple…..are Scott and kip both colorblind……

work has been stressful so im going in for a literary lobotomy

“The universe is wider than our views of it.”

“Why should I feel lonely? is not our planet in the Milky Way?”

“…somewhere along the line I had to face the fact that even though Homer looked like a cowboy, he was just a capitalist with a Texas accent who owned a horse.”

rereading so i can get extra mad when I inevitably watch the Ryan Murphy show

“The most wretched people in the world are those who tell you they like every kind of music ‘except country.’ People who say that are boorish and pretentious at the same time….Hipsters hate it because they hate Midwesterners, and they hate Southerners, and they hate people with real jobs.”

YEAH

“science fiction tends to be philosophy for stupid people”

i laughed sorry

im really digging this but it’s also killing me how it’s just an amalgamation of like 3 different stephen king books

i need to see the degrees and medical license of the doctor who told paris hilton having adhd means she experiences the past, present, and future all at the same time

i have to stop taking book recs from magazine “summer must-read” lists like this sucks

“And so, like a brigade of female Benjamin Buttons, grown women pursued the reversal of womanhood to girlhood through behavior and consumer choices.”

yup…….

this is the kind of skateboarding book ive been searching for for years god it’s so good !!!

understatement of the century but omg this is HOT !!!

not the chappell roan mention shdjdks

i need romance authors to stop stealing the when harry met sally diner scene like you can’t outdo the doer…..