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Me in the fiest few pages of this book: oh, ok, I know what I'm getting into. I like these kinds of books.

Me a little after the halfway mark: What?

A little more after the halfway mark: WHAT??

And a little more: WWHHHAATTTT!!?!??!

(All in a good sense.)

I don't think I've ever slowed down reading a book I've really been enjoying in an attempt to make it last longer before this.