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free me

highkey annoyed with the direction this went in ugh the potential

had to put the book down and come back an hour later at him telling his "darkest secret" to his coworkers

screamingngg i've suffered this exact humongous 6ft teddy bear gift thing i had to secretly throw out toowhy do guys think its a good idea

jonas brothers one direction mention 😭😭

greatest horror series of all time final destination mention ayy

loling at mid time time travel/ reincarnation issues mc remembers to secure future by buying bitcoin

“makeup-brand execs haven’t yet caught on to the fact that darker skin has undertones too (Don’t worry, I want to tell her, in a few years, Rihanna will save us).”

pop culture reference fenty beauty 9% in dksjfksj idk what ive signed up for yet

what the actual fuck

rlly… if this is the old tired ass brothers thing i guessed 200 pages back im gonna be real mad

ik it’s only been 240 pages of this but im losing patience for the big reveal of why they broke up

their dynamic throwing me off why’d i think it was gonna be all we havent spoken in 12 years angsty

omg west end toronto mention… this gets local local

i was enjoying them until i wasn’t,,, no man can reply “k.” idc how much they don’t use social media or text on their phone foh

ughhh his sister is so… like omg haven’t we had enough of the girl who bursts out laughing and screams. and giggles without stopping for straight 4 minutes

if what i’m thinking is true,,, im actually upset like we could have done withWAYYY less foreshadowing holy shit

huh…. what r they doing this is pissing me off 😭😭 i’m gona give it a bit more see if this is worth pushing thru

the concept of saying being kissed by ur fiancée feels like ur being kissed by ur brother ….

is he like… just supposed to be a mmc that is super icky at times😭

love a book with some nyc references that makes me feel like an honorary new yorker

omg performative matcha uni guy?😭😭😭

“His uncle Noa, whom he’d never met, had apparently killed himself because he wanted to be Japanese and normal.”

him reducing noa’s suicide to this 🤕💔 we will never rlly know full story of lived experiences passed down from word of mouth

“He’s one of those white guys who has to live in Asia because the white people back home don’t want him. He’s been in Japan for so long that he thinks when Japanese people suck up to him, it’s because he’s so special. What a fucking fantasy.”

ur avg japanboo

“He loved Phoebe, but it wasn’t what he’d felt for Hana.”

oh broTHEHRERRR nothing i hate more than the obsessing over first love from 73 years ago like grow tf up

mozasu was supposed to be a girl dad fr

“Well, I like manga.”
“That’s not real reading.”

plsss

“I heard she dated Timothée Chalamet before he was with Kylie Jenner.”

LMAO

12 yr old with free will on wattpad ass writing im crying

“Ophelia, you don’t even know what a page break is. You just hit Enter fifteen times. I spent the whole coursework deleting them all.”

wait cause in my whole uni career and even up till now my entire life i've just been hitting enter lol